10 Reasons Men Are Like Cats
By Lisa Daily
They say opposites attract, maybe the reason
men hate cats so much is because they have so much in common.
10 Reasons Men Are Like Cats
10) No matter how much you scold them,
they always miss the litter box.
9) They rub up against you one day, and the
next, they act like they've never seen you before.
8) They leave all those little hairs all over
your bed.
7) Feed them once, and they'll keep coming
back.
6) They keep your feet warm when it's cold
outside.
5) If they make a mess, they just leave the
room and pretend it's not there.
4) They have their own agenda, which may or
may not include you.
3) They disappear for days on end, and then
show up at your door as though nothing has happened.
2) They groom themselves in front of company.
1) Just about the time you're ready to make
them sleep outside, they do something really cute.
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Lisa
Daily is the author of Stop Getting Dumped!
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you need to know to make men fall madly in love with you and marry “The
One” in 3 years or less. At bookstores everywhere.
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